“Good news in today’s world is like a fugitive, treated like a hoodlum & put on the run.”
Bob Dylan being very Dylan indeed.
“[Robert Johnson] was so far ahead of his time that we still haven’t caught up with him”
“Good news in today’s world is like a fugitive, treated like a hoodlum & put on the run.”
Bob Dylan being very Dylan indeed.
“[Robert Johnson] was so far ahead of his time that we still haven’t caught up with him”
Less than 11 months after reading The Fuck It Diet, I finally did it: canceled my Weight Watchers subscription. It’s over. I’ll always think highly of WW. When I ballooned during my mirtazapine Bad Days, it was good for me… but as I’ve already stated, I’m not going to continue spending my life losing and gaining the same silly 5 pounds anymore. I’m not a natural 120. I seem to be a natural 128. Fuck it.
…the perfection of this evening on Wiseacres Farm.

Spring chores done; the garden coming up perfectly; the goaties grazing.
All right, basically visit every restaurant & bar in creation.
Restaurants and travel. Yummmmm…..
| 1-May | 2-May | 3-May | 4-May | 5-May | 6-May | 7-May | 8-May | 9-May | 10-May | 11-May | 12-May | 13-May | ||
| Chittenden | Positive test results | 419 | 422 | 423 | 425 | 425 | 426 | 431 | 431 | 431 | 432 | 432 | 432 | 432 |
| Vermont | Positive test results* | 879 | 886 | 897 | 902 | 907 | 908 | 916 | 919 | 921 | 927 | 926 | 927 | 929 |
| Total tests conducted | 16,233 | 16,591 | 16,954 | 17,332 | 17,518 | 17,867 | 18,451 | 19,008 | 19,527 | 20,048 | 20,871 | 21,262 | 21,676 | |
| Deaths+ | 50 | 51 | 52 | 52 | 52 | 52 | 53 | 53 | 53 | 53 | 53 | 53 | 53 | |
| People being monitored | 20 | 15 | 12 | 12 | 20 | 20 | 23 | 24 | 27 | 24 | 23 | 25 | 27 | |
| People who have completed monitoring | 833 | 838 | 841 | 841 | 840 | 841 | 841 | 842 | 842 | 845 | 846 | 849 | 849 | |
| Hospitalized patients with COVID-19 | 11 | 11 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | |
| Hospitalized patients under investigation for COVID-19 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 25 | 20 | 9 | 10 | 16 | 16 | 9 | 13 | 12 |
These numbers are spectacular. New cases & deaths barely even nudge lately.
I think X and I are getting along better than ever during quarantine. I think the basic reason is because we have to.
It used to be I’d spend a lot of the workweek here alone, trying to make things neat and tidy, annoyed at things that he left untidy or that just will never be tidy while he lives here. I’d also be simultaneously annoyed when he wouldn’t come home till late, not caring about me; and annoyed when he DID come home before late, wrecking my solitude.
Now he’s just always there. I don’t have to adjust between being alone and not being alone, and I can just plain give up on tidiness. The dining room is an example. It’s his home office now, and his computer and stuff are there on one end of the table. No picture-perfect dining room with a vase of tulips in the center of the table for me. So I don’t even try. So I end up less frustrated.
Also he is less tired and more happy. Less tired from not commuting. Happier, I don’t know why; being less tired, for one, but also, I think he kind of thrives on uncertain crises just like this one. He knows he can’t do anything about it, so he just whistles through the shitstorm as best he can.

Beatrice, best goat in the world, looking stunning.
I’m still tracking Vermont COVID-19 stats, but I’m retiring the stay-at-home spreadsheet as it no longer inspires me.
| 17-Apr | 18-Apr | 19-Apr | 20-Apr | 21-Apr | 22-Apr | 23-Apr | 24-Apr | ||
| Chittenden | Positive test results | 378 | 384 | 385 | 385 | 391 | 393 | 395 | 396 |
| Vermont | Positive test results* | 779 | 803 | 812 | 816 | 818 | 823 | 825 | 827 |
| Total tests conducted | 12116 | 12,566 | 12,726 | 12,981 | 13,111 | 13,462 | 13,852 | 14,310 | |
| Deaths+ | 35 | 38 | 38 | 38 | 40 | 40 | 43 | 44 | |
| People being monitored | 29 | 29 | 25 | 28 | 25 | 23 | 21 | 19 | |
| People who have completed monitoring | 804 | 805 | 808 | 813 | 817 | 819 | 821 | 823 | |
| Hospitalized patients with COVID-19 | 32 | 32 | 27 | 24 | 21 | 18 | 15 | 12 | |
| Hospitalized patients under investigation for COVID-19 | 24 | 24 | 26 | 25 | 20 | 19 | 29 |
We continue to crush it. But the curve will not literally flatten. Even if it’s just one or two, there always seem to be new cases.

The Gifted School by Bruce Holsinger
Well this was a juicy yarn! The story of what happens to a four-way collection of friendships and marriages when a new school for “gifted” children prepares to open in a small Colorado city.
Semi-spoilers ahead!
“Semi” because you can surely see it coming. But I didn’t much mind that the big reveal was my least favorite plot hinge – secret parentage!! OMG!! Who you thought was your daddy ain’t your daddy! Because it wasn’t really the point of anything. The point was how the competition and blind ambition to have each character’s children acknowledged as “gifted” tore apart friendships and marriages.
I thought Rose’s blow-up at the book’s climax was almost cartoonish, unfortunately. Her character was something of a cipher. She never really felt like a neuroscientist to me. And I thought she was unduly mean to her husband, mainly at the end; but infidelity is another plot device, like unknown parentage, that kind of leaves me uninterested. But I shouldn’t quibble about how realistic a portray of a scientist Rose was; I’m always bitching that I want more STEM characters in novels; SO tired of protagonists who, suprirse!, are novelists… actually, more often they are thinly disguised as some other kind of artist. I’m glad Holsinger went out and did a bit of research as to what a neurological doctor’s day might be like.
I was definitely nailed to this book; thumbs up.
| 16-Apr | |
| Did you stay home today? | Curbside Hatchet |
| What was for dinner? | Hatchet |
| What business or charity did you support? | Hatchet |
| 16-Apr | |
| Positive test results | 377 |
| Positive test results* | 768 |
| Total tests conducted | 11,507 |
| Deaths+ | 35 |
| People being monitored | 30 |
| People who have completed monitoring | 803 |
| Hospitalized patients with COVID-19 | 33 |
| Hospitalized patients under investigation for COVID-19 | 25 |
This quarantine thing is really working well for me. I really have next to nothing to complain about.
| 11-Apr | 12-Apr | 13-Apr | 14-Apr | 15-Apr | |
| Did you stay home today? | Bernice Day | Jericho Market | Yes, 100% | X’s snow tires | Jericho Market for milk |
| What was for dinner? | Curbside Kitchen Table Bistro | Mexican casserole | Split pea soup | Curbside meatball hero | Turkey joe! |
| What business or charity did you support? | Curbside Kitchen Table Bistro | Jericho Market | Pizzeria Verita gift card | Mountain High | Pie Empire! |
And Vermont in general, and Chittenden in particular, BTW, is totally SQUASHING it.
| Chittenden | Positive test results | 351 | 364 | 372 | 372 | 372 |
| Vermont | Positive test results* | 711 | 727 | 748 | 752 | 759 |
| Total tests conducted | 9,258 | 9,841 | 10,365 | 10,585 | 11,081 | |
| Deaths+ | 25 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| People being monitored | 40 | 39 | 38 | 35 | 32 | |
| People who have completed monitoring | 785 | 786 | 793 | 796 | 800 | |
| Hospitalized patients with COVID-19 | 32 | 34 | 33 | 31 | 33 | |
| Hospitalized patients under investigation for COVID-19 | 45 | 33 | 33 | 33 | 30 |

Northanger Abbey: an Annotated Edition
Jane Austen at her best – so much better than the humorless MANSFIELD PARK, whose annotated edition I read earlier this year. Jane as narrator is just a barrel of laughs in this one. I bookmarked a few of my favorite quotes.
“Mrs. Allen immediately recognized the features of a former schoolfellow and intimate, whom she had seen only once since their respective marriages, and that many years ago. Their joy on this meeting was very great, as well it might, since they had been contented to know nothing of each other for the last fifteen years.”
“It would be mortifying to the feelings of many ladies, could they be made to understand how little the heart of man is affected by what is costly or new in their attire; how little it is biased by the texture of their muslin, and how unsusceptible of peculiar tenderness towards the spotted, the sprigged, the mull or the jackonet.”
“The expectations of his friend Morland, from the first over-rated, had ever since his introduction to Isabella, been gradually increasing; and by merely adding twice as much for the grandeur of the moment, by doubling what he chose to think the amount of Mr. Morland’s preferment, trebling his private fortune, bestowing a rich aunt, and sinking half the children, he was able to represent the whole family to the General in a most respectable light.”
The annotations are mostly excellent. Quibble, after a while it felt like they became downright harping on the lack of feminine power in Austen’s society, constantly conjecturing whether in this passage or that she was commenting on it, insinuating on it, etc.
| 7-Apr | 8-Apr | 9-Apr | 10-Apr | |
| Did you stay home today? | Curbside burgers & beer | Yes, 100% | Curbside Mexican | Yes, 100% |
| What was for dinner? | Curbside burgers & beer | Ravioli | Curbside Mexican | Leftovers |
| What business or charity did you support? | Curbside burgers & beer | Single Pebble gift card & employee fund | Curbside Mexican | Sweet Clover (advance order) |
| 7-Apr | 8-Apr | 9-Apr | 10-Apr | |
| Positive test results | 308 | 324 | 336 | 336 |
| Positive test results* | 575 | 605 | 628 | 679 |
| Total tests conducted | 7,129 | 7,749 | 8,181 | 8,657 |
| Deaths+ | 23 | 23 | 23 | 24 |
| People being monitored | 46 | 48 | 47 | 44 |
| People who have completed monitoring | 767 | 773 | 777 | 781 |
| Hospitalized patients with COVID-19 | 29 | 35 | 33 | 32 |
| Hospitalized patients under investigation for COVID-19 | 51 | 40 | 44 | 43 |
Check that out – one curve, for one day, in one state, has been flattened!

My reward for spinning a total of ten rare breeds! Very generous if you ask me.
| 6-Apr | |
| Did you stay home today? | Yes, 100% |
| What was for dinner? | Jambalaya |
| What business or charity did you support? | Dobra Tea |
| 6-Apr | ||
| Chittenden | Positive test results | 285 |
| Vermont | Positive test results* | 543** |
| Total tests conducted | 6,633 | |
| Deaths+ | 23 | |
| People being monitored | 68 | |
| People who have completed monitoring | 745 | |
| Hospitalized patients with COVID-19 | 28 | |
| Hospitalized patients under investigation for COVID-19 | 63 |