Don’t Look at the Carpet

I’m sorry, the title is a deep cut Bowie lyric I get in my head whenever I think of “carpet.”

Anyway, new living room carpet! Before, followed by after:

Before!
After!

OK, barely any difference; except the smell – and new carpet smell is NOT as nice as new car smell. But the true difference comes from having emptied the living room of everything; and only putting things back piece by piece after deliberation. If it doesn’t spark joy, it is probably going to find a new home.

Yummy

Provider Bush Bean SKU: 2210-A Backordered – ships by 03/23/2022 Size 1 OZ
Napoli F1 Carrot SKU: 2322-A Size 250 SEEDS
Negovia F1 Carrot SKU: 2324-A Backordered – ships by 03/23/2022 Size 250 SEEDS
Sandy Lettuce SKU: 2540-A Size 1/32 OZ
Outredgeous Lettuce SKU: 2592-A Size 1/32 OZ
Cider Jack F1 Pumpkin SKU: 2826-A Size 10 SEEDS
Green Machine F1 Summer Squash SKU: 2890-A Size 10 SEEDS
Orangeti F1 Winter Squash SKU: 2944-A Size 10 SEEDS
Table Sugar F1 Acorn Squash SKU: 2922-A Size 10 SEEDS
Valentine F1 Tomato SKU: 2993-A Size 10 SEEDS

The annual February ritual.

The Interruptions You Will Always Have with You

Work was so annoying today with the seeming constant OMG-drop-everything-this-is-important! Stop-what-you’re-doing-and-look-at-this! OK-stop-that-now do this! I guess I have to adopt an attitude towards interruptions like I do towards problems. Start documenting them and proving that they’re never going to go away. In fact, recently Burkeman tried to convince me that there’s no such thing as an interruption. How quickly we forget.

2021 Roundup

On one side of the ledger:

  • TechLab!
  • Vaccination!!
  • Finding my bio-father!!!

On the other side:

  • In-laws Declining Badly
  • Dead Goats
  • To take a bit from Pee-wee Herman (who was actually very funny & creative): “It’s not like she expected the pandemic to instantly, magically end with the vaccines… but then it DOESN’T instantly, magically end with the vaccines!!!”

There will always be entries on both sides of the ledger.

Goals, Schmoals

My friend Maggie posted her goals for 2022; and banal as they were, they were at the same time uplifting to read, because a year ago everyone’s goal was just to survive.

In that spirit, I give you…

Kick Killer Insomnia to the Curb.  It would be unrealistic to say that from now on my goal is to sleep eight hours every night of my life.  But the kind of 110% awake killer insomnia that makes me promising to kill myself in the morning…  with my new pal Mel A. Tonin, I hope to make that a thing of the past.

Lose Absolutely No Weight as I eat exactly what my body wants.  Familiar now with both my biomom & biodad’s phenotypes, my pudge factor is actually exactly where it should be.

Food Is a Sacrament.  Whether it be a fantastic home-cooked dinner, a night out, or a simple bowl of oatmeal… Ah, Meaning!

Continue to Grow My Career in Astounding Ways.  Techlab was probably a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity; but now I find myself positioned in a key role on a heavily “agile” incarnation of Fedwire which is a whole new world.

Be at 1.5 with Nature.  I used to be on Woody Allen’s wavelength: “I am at two with nature.”  Finally after decades of rural living, I am inching asymptotically closer to one…

Frolic with Fiber.  No particular fiberific goals, as the goal is specifically the general (Joe Oxymoron).  Having fun is the only goal.

Read, Read, Read.

Occurs to Me

My m-i-l has all her marbles.

She has excellent physical health, with the exception of a broken bone.

Which has received top-tier medical attention.

And is healing.

Broken bones being one of the things that medical science has a proven track record of being able to understand and fix.

She even has a good amount of money saved.

She has not one but two phones at her disposal, and a new tablet.

And a list of useful phone numbers given to her by a social worker.

Really, is there anything I “have” to do here? Or even should? Besides provide loving support?