Time for an unofficial Be Natural, i.e. an unedited unfiltered photo in both directions. Not that I ever edit or filter photos, but I am known to retake them if I look (too) fat and ugly, which is editing of a sort.
“Today is SOOOOO effin’ hot…”
“How effin’ hot is it???…”
That even though outdoor seating was available, we stayed in the AC. That is so not me.