Teetotality

I’m doing a Dry April. Observation so far: it’s boring waiting for food to come without enjoying a drink. Don’t tell me to order something non-alcoholic; I hate drinking calories. I think of beer almost like a foodstuff. I like the complexity of wine. Never cared for most cocktails. Not interested in having a root beer or mocktail out of boredom. Also, I think beer and wine complement food, whereas sugary drinks don’t. (Hence not into cocktails.) Will just try harder to make conversation.

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  1. “Don’t tell me to order something non-alcoholic; I hate drinking calories.”
    Rescue Club has half the kcalories of Conehead, but because it has <1/10 Conehead's ABV, it's "drinking calories" instead of being "almost like a foodstuff".

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