Maybe instead of counting their blessings, people should count their problems.
a) Maybe counting your problems will get you used to the fact that ye problems, ye will always have with ye
b) Maybe counting your problems day after day and noticing how you nevertheless continue to exist and function would be therapeutic
Problems! I got ’em! Count ’em and weep!
Tonight I have a goat who is very sick indeed. Not even the one who broke her horn.