Did I do any reading on vacation?

by Matthew Hennessey

The title & subtitle (“How the Last Adult Generation Can Save American from Millennials”) say it all. Naturally, I ate it up.

by Zachary Lazar

A historically accurate novel about the early Rolling Stones, the Manson family, and avant garde filmmaker Kenneth Anger. Guess which plotline was the only one I cared about.

The author retells her experience obtaining an illegal abortion in France in 1963. She can’t get straight information from anyone. She literally goes to a back alley, where a woman painfully inserts a “probe” into her, which she walks around with for days before it has an effect. She delivers a 3-month-old fetus. It frankly sounds as harrowing as giving birth to a full-term baby.

by Philip Bump

Hope you like charts and graphs – there’s one on almost literally every page. Frankly I found them harder to read and understand than the text most of the time. This book was too much about politics for me, and not enough about generations. Sometimes pages would go by without him even trying to tie what he was saying to the aging of the Baby Boomers. Since I am averse to politics as of the past decade, and only picked up the book because I’m on a “generations” kick, it was disappointing.

by Jean M. Twenge

This was fantastic.

Birthdate and generation:
1901-1924: Greatest
1925-1945: Silent
1946-1964: Boomers*
1965-1979: X
1980-1994: Millennials
1995-2012: Z

*Note one exception: my husband, born in 1964, is insistently, definitively, indubitably, NOT a Boomer. Just ask him.

I’ll cut right to the chase – Generation X, if not the “Greatest,” then easily the “least annoying” of any generation that has ever lived (as per Chuck Klosterman).

“Gen X is the last generation to have had a mostly analog childhood.” Then follows a list of experiences for which we were the Last Generation Standing: rotary phones, childhood without cable TV or videotapes, no internet, typewriters, bound encyclopedias, cameras with film, radios with dials, cassette tapes. Very sad.

“Gen X and later-born Boomers grew up in a unique time in media history, when TV was ubiquitous but had not yet splintered into the millions of viewing options that would come later… Gen X kids watched what was on TV because it was there… The result was a more unified pop culture experience than has existed since, and a trove of pop culture touchstones experienced by most Gen X’ers. A striking number of Gen X childhood memories revolve around TV.”

You said it. I remember in the early 90s a staging of “The Brady Bunch Live” where some actors would simply act out an episode of said TV series verbatim with over-the-top acting. It was mind-blowing. Understand that in the early 90s my generation wasn’t a thing yet. We weren’t in charge. We were just getting jobs. And then suddenly our TV references were out there. Being staged. Being mentioned in movies (“I just don’t understand why things can’t go back to normal at the end of the half hour like on the Brady Bunch” – Reality Bites). Now it’s old hat but I can’t describe how funny it all was at first – like YES! You remember that too??

Of course all the descriptions of Gen X talk about how we were ‘children of divorce.’ I lived in a conservative Catholic subculture where this was decidedly NOT the case. Same goes for ‘latchkey kids’ – Moms in my neighborhood didn’t work. I had one friend with divorced parents, one – and it was WEIRD.

The Silents can speak for themselves (or could – they tend to be dead now), and nothing need be said about the Boomers. So let’s switch focus to the next generations, Millennials and Z. These kids tend to be politically and socially active, which is typical of young people and great; but it’s worrisome how divorced from reality some of their perceptions are. It’s true many Millennials suffered the 2008 Great Recession at a bad time, but the economy did rebound, and the general pessimistic attitude about what a bad hand they’ve been dealt is not warranted. As for Z, they seem to believe some bizarre things, like that discrimination against women in higher ed is still rampant (women are solidly beating men in number of degrees earned); so their tendency to believe that society needs to be totally destroyed and rebuilt is scary.

Kids today.